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Q. Two Benoni guys jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a Benoni girl use as protection during sex?
A. A Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a Benoni Boy in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the Benoni guy cross the road?
A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Benoni girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from Benoni on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What’s the first question during a Benoni quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Benoni Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The police!

Q. What do you say to a Benoni person with a job?
A. A Big Mac please.

Q. What’s the difference between a Benoni girl and a Brakpan girl?
A. A Benoni girl has a higher sperm count

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