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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
“I’ll have a CAD monkey please.”

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took
out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer,
saying, “That’ll be $5000.”

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a
very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did
that one cost so much?” The Shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can draw
in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money.”

The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. “That one’s even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do?” “Oh, that one’s a Design monkey; it
can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write
specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff,” said the
shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to
the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the others put together! What
on earth does it do?” The shopkeeper replied, “Well, I haven’t actually
seen it do anything, but it says it’s an Engineer.”

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