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	<description>My Little Abode In Cyburbia</description>
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		<title>Going Shopping</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart&#8217;s and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and put it in their shopping cart.
What do you think you&#8217;re doing???? asks the wife.
They&#8217;re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,??? he replies.
Put them back, we can&#8217;t afford them,??? demands the wife. So he does [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lady&#8217;s Physical</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
&#8220;How much do you weigh?&#8221; she asked.
&#8220;135,&#8221; I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, &#8220;Your height?&#8221;
&#8220;5 foot 4,&#8221; I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5&#8242; 2&#8243;
She then took my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where To Meet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A group  of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner.  Finally it is agreed upon  that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant  because the waitress&#8217;s there have low cut blouses and  nice breasts.
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		<title>Men Do Remember Anniversaries</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iron Man Or Spider Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WebMaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re at a party and as things begin to wind down you wander over to a group of guys engaged in a heated debate. It turns out that the debate is over who&#8217;s more powerful, Iron Man or Spiderman. Each guy has his point to make, and all the girls at the party have split [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Windows 7</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some guys ask Arnold Schwarzenegger if he will be installing Windows 7.
&#8220;No&#8221;, he says, &#8220;I still love Vista, baby!&#8221;
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		<title>Name Changes For 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys please get used to these now so we do not embarrass ourselves during the 2010 world cup!!! 
NEW JOB TITLES IN THE NEW SOUTH AFRICA in preparation for 2010!!! 
Murderer : Population Stabilizer
Orphan : Independent Youngster
Beggar : Financial Gatherer
Cleaner : Hygiene Specialist
Rapist : Senior Practitioner in Sexual Practices
Gardener : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sipho</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sipho, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman at a roadblock. &#8216;Congratulations&#8217;, said the cop&#8230;&#8217;Because you are wearing your seat belt you have just won R5,000 in an Arrive Alive safety competition&#8217;.
Sipho could hardly believe his luck.
&#8216;What are you going to do with your cash?&#8217; asked the traffic cop.
&#8216;Well I guess [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Always Ask, NEVER Assume!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. 
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. 
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. 
He jumped in with his bag, slammed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Matric Results in South Africa</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 08:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sandile Memela is an author and chief director for marketing &#038; public relations at the Department of Arts &#038; Culture.
He writes in his personal capacity………
For almost 30 years I have debated the subject of matric results with many different people from different walks of life. One thing that strikes those with eyes to see is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is There A God?</title>
		<link>http://zavibes.com/index.php/is-there-a-god-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 08:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WebMaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A large scientific organization in America (where else) decided
to pose the question to it&#8217;s Hitech computer. &#8220;Is there a GOD&#8221;.
After feeding in all relevant information available they
typed it in and waited. After a lot of hard disk searching
and the checking of all drives the computer went into an
eerie silence for a few hours and then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Put Your Life Where Your Faith Is</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 08:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WebMaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A ship captain calls all hands to the deck and announces, &#8220;I hate to say it, but the ship is sinking. We&#8217;re taking on water and don&#8217;t have much longer. But before we abandon ship, I have to ask you: who among you believes in the power of prayer? Who among you has the faith [...]]]></description>
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