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	<description>My Little Abode In Cyberia</description>
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		<title>Re-arranged Words</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gettin&#8217; Ready For The Holidays</title>
		<description><![CDATA[


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		<title>Take That!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
&#8216;Careful,&#8217; he said, &#8216;CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You&#8217;re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Eye Test</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver&#8217;s license. 
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters  
&#8216;C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.&#8217; 
&#8216;Can you read this?&#8217; the optician asked. 
&#8216;Read it?&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God, You Are Here</title>
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		<title>Evolution Has Cruise Control?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Evolutionary changes are supposed to take place gradually and randomly, under pressure from natural selection. But a team of Princeton scientists investigating a group of proteins that help cells burn energy stumbled across evidence that this is not how evolution works. In fact, their discovery could revolutionize the way we understand evolutionary processes. They have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Smallest Bluetooth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The lovely looking Nokia BH-804 smallest Bluetooth headset was revealed some time back now and is expected to release Q4 this year, we have looked online and cannot seem to any place that you can buy it which means it is not out yet, maybe we are wrong so if we are please tell us.
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>South Park and Obama</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got to give it to the South Park guys yet again. Last night was the presidential election episode.
Kind of.
It picked up with Obama giving a speech after winning the count, then we see McCain&#8217;s concession. Then we cut to the people of South Park going nuts. (I really liked the way they mocked those [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, Sarah Palin</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cameron:  …she didn’t understand, McCain aides told me today, that Africa was a continent and not a country, and actually asked them, they argue, they say, if South Africa wasn’t just ‘part of the country’ as opposed to a country in the continent….”
O’Reilly:  “So her frame of reference in history and geography and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wisdom Of Socrates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was known for his wisdom.
One day an acquaintance ran up to him and said,
&#8220;Socrates, do you know what I heard about one of your students&#8230;?&#8221;
&#8220;Wait a moment,&#8221; Socrates replied. &#8220;Before you tell me, I&#8217;d like you to pass a little test. It&#8217;s called the Test of Three.&#8221;
&#8220;Test [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Wailing Wall</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Jerusalem, an American female journalist heard about an old rabbi who visited the Wailing Wall to pray - twice a day, everyday - for a long, long time.
In an effort to check out the story, she goes to the holy site and there he is!
She watches the bearded old man at prayer and after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Desperate Eddie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl
in his office, but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give
you $100 if you let me have sex with you.&#8221;
The girl looked at him, then said &#8220;NO.&#8221;
Eddie said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be [...]]]></description>
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