A ship captain calls all hands to the deck and announces, “I hate to say it, but the ship is sinking. We’re taking on water and don’t have much longer. But before we abandon ship, I have to ask you: who among you believes in the power of prayer? Who among you has the faith to put your fate in the hands of God?”

Without hesitation, one man puts up his hand and proudly shouts, “I do!”

The captain says, “I’m glad to hear it. We’re short one lifejacket.”