ZAVibes

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl
in his office, but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give
you $100 if you let me have sex with you.”

The girl looked at him, then said “NO.”

Eddie said, “I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and. I’ll finish by the time you pick it up.”

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult it with her
boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
said, “Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be
able to get his pants down.”She agrees and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks,
‘what happened?’

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, “The bastard had all quarters!”