ZAVibes

* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on
the kind of chick he marries.

* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin’ his
salt, that he forgets his sugar.

* Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

* When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.

* On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never
the present.

* The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when the interest is
kept up.

* Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make
beds, and is in good health, and he’s already used to taking orders.

* Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age, and
start bragging about it.

* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth,
remember about Algebra.

* I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

* Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they
don’t recognize you.

* If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh
at when you are old.

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